BULLISH: Trump Misinterprets Bill Protecting Crypto Mining to Mean that Coal Miners May Continue to ‘Secretly Mine’ Coal – Whatever that Means

david-everett-strickler-196946-unsplash.jpg

WASHINGTON D.C – White House insiders have leaked reports of U.S President Donald Trump misinterpreting a bill designed to protect cryptocurrency mining from over-regulation. Trump’s purported understanding of the bill was to mean that coal miners are now protected from regulations that keep them from ‘secretly mining’ coal.

“I’m not sure what benefit he thought ‘secret coal mining’ could possibly have, in any capacity” said an anonymous source. “Am I excited that I can continue my mining operations without fear of government interference? Sure, you know it – thanks a lot, Donny. But I am far less excited knowing that it’s only because we have a president who can’t differentiate between his imagination and literal words on a legislative document. It doesn’t even make any fucking sense! Why not ‘secret truck drivers’ or ‘secret landscapers’ while we’re at it?”

Another anonymous insider had a different take on the matter.

“[redacted] whined to you guys about Trump not reading the bill, didn’t he? Look, I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Obama wore a tan suit that one time, and you don’t see me freaking about about it. A tan suit! Hilary? Don’t get me started. Whatever Trump has done, others have done worse. In my book, that excuses any misstep he could possibly make.”

White House Officials declined to comment on the subject except to say,

“We’re not concerned with whether or not mining is protected. We mostly hold ETH, and Casper PoS will be here sooner than you think”

Photo by David Everett Strickler on Unsplash

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com

Up ↑

%d bloggers like this: