Category: Community

Vitalik Buterin To Host New Comedy Talk Show Where He Just Talks Shit To People On Twitter and Humiliates Guests

TORONTO, CANADA –  Though blockchain technology may be reinventing the wheel and revolutionizing existing industries, Ethereum founder Vitalik Buterin’s new talk show is certainly not. Imagine a crypto-facing Tosh.0 with esoteric computer science jokes, and an awkward host wearing a variety of unicorn and LOLcat t-shirts. “It’s time […]

Charlie Lee Lists ‘Copy-Pasting’ Under Skills and Endorsements Section on LinkedIn

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Controversial cryptocurrency icon, Charlie Lee, has left his Litecoin constituents puzzled after his contentious decision to add “Copy-Pasting” to his list of LinkedIn skills. The overwhelming disapproval is a direct reaction from long-time Litecoin evangelists who have feverishly defended criticisms that Litecoin is nothing […]

Semantic Satiation: Roger Ver Seeks Therapy After Saying ‘It’s not Bcash’ So Many Times in a Row That it’s Lost All Meaning to Him

TOKYO – An anonymous tip has disclosed that Bitcoin Cash flag bearer, Roger Ver, has gone to seek psychiatric help following his inability to discern the meaning of the phrase ‘it’s not bcash’ – a common consequence of incessantly repeating a phrase known as semantic satiation. Ver humbly […]

INVESTORS HATE HIM: Sneaky New Speculator Hatches Brilliant Get Rich Quick Scheme to Ask r/CryptoMarkets ‘Which Coins Will Moon or 10x This Year?’

REDDIT, INTERNET – “I can’t believe nobody has thought of this before,” a smug looking, self-anointed crypto mogul Kevin Wade bragged. “Instead of wasting my time analyzing market trends, I’ve figured out that all I have to do is ask crypto forums which coins are going to moon […]

iPhone Replacement Screen Sales Surging as a Result of Screen Burn-Ins from Panicking Delta Users Refreshing Every 5 Seconds

Thousands of accounts have recently surfaced regarding  iPhone screens across the globe suffering screen burn-ins as a consequence of Delta users relentlessly refreshing to keep up with their plummeting portfolio values. “We haven’t seen profits like this since we convinced people to buy adapters for headphones” said a […]