Category: Community

Former Executives of Mt.Gox, Bitgrail, Tether, and Bitconnect Come Together to Form Shitcoin Supergroup

FLORENCE, ITALY – Disgraced former Bitgrail owner Francesco Firano unveiled new details today regarding his “crypto-supergroup”, confirming it will involve Jed McCaleb (Mt.Gox Co-Founder), Brock Pierce, (Tether Co-Founder), and Carlos Matos (Bitconnect Spokesman). Each confirmed member has had considerable trouble finding relevant work in the crypto industry following their […]

Vitalik Buterin To Host New Comedy Talk Show Where He Just Talks Shit To People On Twitter and Humiliates Guests

TORONTO, CANADA –  Though blockchain technology may be reinventing the wheel and revolutionizing existing industries, Ethereum founder Vitalik Buterin’s new talk show is certainly not. Imagine a crypto-facing Tosh.0 with esoteric computer science jokes, and an awkward host wearing a variety of unicorn and LOLcat t-shirts. “It’s time […]

Charlie Lee Lists ‘Copy-Pasting’ Under Skills and Endorsements Section on LinkedIn

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Controversial cryptocurrency icon, Charlie Lee, has left his Litecoin constituents puzzled after his contentious decision to add “Copy-Pasting” to his list of LinkedIn skills. The overwhelming disapproval is a direct reaction from long-time Litecoin evangelists who have feverishly defended criticisms that Litecoin is nothing […]

Semantic Satiation: Roger Ver Seeks Therapy After Saying ‘It’s Not Bcash’ So Many Times In A Row That It’s Lost All Meaning To Him

TOKYO – An anonymous tip has disclosed that Bitcoin Cash flag bearer, Roger Ver, has gone to seek psychiatric help following his inability to discern the meaning of the phrase ‘it’s not bcash’ – a common consequence of incessantly repeating a phrase known as semantic satiation. Ver humbly […]