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REDDIT, INTERNET – “I can’t believe nobody has thought of this before,” a smug looking, self-anointed crypto mogul Kevin Wade bragged. “Instead of wasting my time analyzing market trends, I’ve figured out that all I have to do is ask crypto forums which coins are going to moon […]
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a progressive guy. I listen to The Joe Rogan Experience and even have a soul patch – but I’m calling bullshit on this whole wage gap narrative. Towards the end of last year, I was on top of the world; my portfolio sitting […]
TOKYO – Miscommunication resulting from language barriers has left the crypto world in a frenzy today, as popular Chinese cryptocurrency influencer Wang Chi mispronounced ‘Litecoin’ as ‘Ritecoin’ in a recent bullish interview. LTC price was unaffected by the mix up, while VEN immediately dropped another 20% Following the […]
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Self described “crypto tycoon” Carter Vir has found himself on the receiving end of an enormous financial loss, one among the thousands of new crypto enthusiasts that have fallen victim to taking investing advice from teenage YouTubers. “I… I just don’t know what happened,” said […]
