Category: trading

INVESTORS HATE HIM: Sneaky New Speculator Hatches Brilliant Get Rich Quick Scheme to Ask r/CryptoMarkets ‘Which Coins Will Moon or 10x This Year?’

REDDIT, INTERNET – “I can’t believe nobody has thought of this before,” a smug looking, self-anointed crypto mogul Kevin Wade bragged. “Instead of wasting my time analyzing market trends, I’ve figured out that all I have to do is ask crypto forums which coins are going to moon […]

BREAKING: Chinese Crypto Influencer Mispronounces Litecoin as “Ritecoin” in Recent Interview, Christian Altcoin Ritecoin Skyrockets – VEN down another 20%

TOKYO – Miscommunication resulting from language barriers has left the crypto world in a frenzy today, as popular Chinese cryptocurrency influencer Wang Chi mispronounced ‘Litecoin’ as ‘Ritecoin’ in a recent bullish interview. LTC price was unaffected by the mix up, while VEN immediately dropped another 20% Following the […]