REDDIT, INTERNET – In light of the January 2018 51% attack on the Ethereum Classic network, a prolific Reddit user and purported complete moron posted to the Advertisements
STANFORD, CA – EOS, the contentious blockchain-based dApp development platform is making rounds in the media again, but this time on the shoulders of a groundbreaking
My dear friends, Did you really think that I wouldn’t have a contingency plan in the event I was wrong about a price prediction I made when I was high on mescaline? You fucking
Your family and friends may not understand, but we do. You’re too busy getting in on the ground floor of revolutionary new technologies to hold down some dead-end low-paying job.
REDDIT, INTERNET – “I can’t believe nobody has thought of this before,” bragged self-anointed ‘crypto g0d’, 16 year old Kevin Wade. “Instead of wasting my time analyzing market trends,
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a progressive guy. I listen to The Joe Rogan Experience and even have a soul patch – but I’m calling bullshit on this whole wage gap narrative. Towards the end of last year, I was on top of the world; my portfolio sitting […]
TOKYO – Miscommunication resulting from language barriers has left the crypto world in a frenzy today, as popular Chinese cryptocurrency influencer Wang Chi mispronounced ‘Litecoin’ as ‘Ritecoin’ in a recent bullish interview. LTC price was unaffected by the mix up, while VEN immediately dropped another 20% Following the […]
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Self described “crypto tycoon” Carter Vir has found himself on the receiving end of an enormous financial loss, one among the thousands of new crypto enthusiasts that have fallen victim to taking investing advice from teenage YouTubers. “I just don’t know what happened,” said Vir, […]
