Tag: blockstream

Semantic Satiation: Roger Ver Seeks Therapy After Saying ‘It’s not Bcash’ So Many Times in a Row That it’s Lost All Meaning to Him

TOKYO – An anonymous tip has disclosed that Bitcoin Cash flag bearer, Roger Ver, has gone to seek psychiatric help following his inability to discern the meaning of the phrase ‘it’s not bcash’ – a common consequence of incessantly repeating a phrase known as semantic satiation. Ver humbly […]

iPhone Replacement Screen Sales Surging as a Result of Screen Burn-Ins from Panicking Delta Users Refreshing Every 5 Seconds

Thousands of accounts have recently surfaced regarding  iPhone screens across the globe suffering screen burn-ins as a consequence of Delta users relentlessly refreshing to keep up with their plummeting portfolio values. “We haven’t seen profits like this since we convinced people to buy adapters for headphones” said a […]