Opinion: If Men Are Paid So Much More Than Women, How Come My Girlfriend Hasn’t Lost 60% of HER Investments in the Last Three Months?

Don't get me wrong, I'm a progressive guy. I listen to The Joe Rogan Experience and even have a soul patch - but I'm calling bullshit on this whole wage gap narrative. Towards the end of last year, I was on top of the world; my portfolio sitting at a cool 50k, and even a … Continue reading Opinion: If Men Are Paid So Much More Than Women, How Come My Girlfriend Hasn’t Lost 60% of HER Investments in the Last Three Months?

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Out of Touch Parents Report Son to Police for His HODLgang T-Shirt Being an Admission of Criminal Activity

PALM BEACH, FL - Local police have responded to a frantic call describing a domestic dispute between local parents and their son. Long time Palm Beach residents, Charles & Judy Wikholm, reportedly alerted the police of their son Alan's alleged involvement in criminal gang activity. "I knew that enrolling him in public school was a … Continue reading Out of Touch Parents Report Son to Police for His HODLgang T-Shirt Being an Admission of Criminal Activity

Crypto Trader Stunned When Investing Advice From 17 Year Old YouTuber Backfires

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Self described "crypto tycoon" Carter Vir has found himself on the receiving end of an enormous financial loss, one among the thousands of new crypto enthusiasts that have fallen victim to taking investing advice from teenage YouTubers. "I just don't know what happened," said Vir, blankly gazing at his Delta portfolio. "I … Continue reading Crypto Trader Stunned When Investing Advice From 17 Year Old YouTuber Backfires

Letter to the Editor: Help! I Told My High School Bully To Buy Bitcoin Back In December 2017, So Now He’s Going To Beat Me Up And Take My Private Keys

To the Editor, Look, in my defense I told him that I wasn't a financial adviser. Did I say it was a sure thing? Well of course I did, bitcoin was pushing $20,000 fucking dollars! Brandon reached out to me on Facebook last December telling me how guilty he felt about bullying me in school, … Continue reading Letter to the Editor: Help! I Told My High School Bully To Buy Bitcoin Back In December 2017, So Now He’s Going To Beat Me Up And Take My Private Keys