Suffice to say, it’s a rough time for the average crypto investor right now. We get it – things are looking bleak and you’re trying to stay positive – we also get that you may not be looking forward to having your partner ask you how your crypto […]
iPhone Replacement Screen Sales Surging as a Result of Screen Burn-Ins from Panicking Delta Users Refreshing Every 5 Seconds
Thousands of accounts have recently surfaced regarding iPhone screens across the globe suffering screen burn-ins as a consequence of Delta users relentlessly refreshing to keep up with their plummeting portfolio values. “We haven’t seen profits like this since we convinced people to buy adapters for headphones” said a […]
If Men Are Paid So Much More Than Women, How Come My Girlfriend Hasn’t Lost 60% of HER Money in the Last Three Months?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a progressive guy. I listen to The Joe Rogan Experience and even have a soul patch – but I’m calling bullshit on this whole wage gap narrative. Towards the end of last year, I was on top of the world; my portfolio sitting […]